Mission briefing · Top secret 🕶️
Your Mission
Should you choose to accept it (you don't get a choice), you'll solve puzzles, crack hunts and unlock real gifts. Here's how it works.
The plan
- 1🔍Prove you're youOne riddle at the door. Imposters get roasted.
- 2🗺️Five huntsOne per chapter of your story, on the treasure map. In order. No skipping. We checked.
- 3🎁Five mini-giftsEvery hunt you crack unlocks a prize. Yes, real. Yes, for you.
- 4🧩The Grand PuzzleBeat all five hunts, then one final brain-melter.
- 5🏆The Grand GiftThe big one. Locked tighter than a seating chart.
House rules 📜
- Do it together. Same couch. Same snacks.
- No googling. We wrote these. Google doesn't know us.
- No calling your mothers for answers. Or your sister, Amir.
- Stuck? The committee runs a help line. Expect sarcasm first, help second.
- No time limit. Except our patience.
The committee reserves the right to laugh at wrong answers. Loudly. In the group chat.
The contract ✍️
We, the undersigned, agree to work as a team, share the snacks, read every clue out loud, and not blame each other for wrong answers (out loud).
Amir
The groomMarie
The brainsBoth signatures required. Marriage, basically.